Archive for the 'Movies' Category

10 things to say about Superman Returns.

Friday, August 18th, 2006

I thought I’d follow up that video with something a bit more fun and frivolous.
FIVE PROBLEMS WITH SUPERMAN RETURNS
1. Superman is incredibly lame.
Superman is a boring character. He’s close to being utterly devoid of personality and he’s too strong for any character who doesn’t have a contrived method of hurthing him. This doesn’t matter because […]

The Island

Thursday, July 6th, 2006

Michael Bay is apparently the creator of utter crap. He did Pearl Harbor, Armageddon, and most recently, he did The Island.
I haven’t seen the first two I listed but I just watched The Island. It’s a very interesting and original take on dystopia. It’s also a highly highly flawed peice of cinema. I am going […]

Possibly the Worst Movie ever to be Created?

Wednesday, May 24th, 2006

SiN: The Animated Movie was a tremendous disapointment. After a tremendously positive experience with SiN: Episodes, I decided to check out this SiN Movie
I had heard existed.
I wish I hadn’t purchased the movie.
Yet, at once, I am ecstatic to have seen it for I gazed into the eyes of pure uncompromised bad filmmaking and […]

UNDERRATED MOVIE: The Iron Giant

Tuesday, May 16th, 2006

UNDERRATED MOVIE:
The Iron Giant
I think that the Iron Giant is the greatest movie ever done in the medium of animation.
I love it because it doesn’t use its medium to do things that turn people away from animation. It doesn’t do, stupid jokes or things that couldn’t possibly be done in a live-action environment. It uses […]